Destroy Your New Life, Repair It, Destroy It Again By Doing Crazy Things While Screaming YOLO! 45 Danger Or Sense Of Déjà Vu 2
It's been almost a year I am doing this novel, what should I do for its birthday?
46 (45 + prologue) chapters for 52 weeks, despite my hiatus, I wrote quite regularly.
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f.u.c.k!
I need to escape!
How come?
How come there are people attacking the MC all the time? Why do the belligerent creatures are always super rare APART FROM just aside the MC?
-Hey! Why the f.u.c.k're you attacking me!
We can communicate with laws, and it's very useful for the author to avoid having to think deeply for about a language for conversations!
-You're in the most lost part of the most lost part of the f.u.c.king planet.
Well, he didn't exactly say that, but it's about what he said. Laws are not sending text but… law thoughts? Should be about that.
And why does the mc always sp.a.w.n in this kind of place? Like the more the place is the middle of nowhere the more the novel has a bright future?
Oh, I tell you already I'm going to yell real s.h.i.t in this arc! If I have to die in the center universe I might as well take all these cliché novels with me!
Well, basically, all of that happened in less than a millisecond.
He's attacking again!
The last time he broke my scenarium armor!
What is he going to do?
I need 2 milliseconds to react, but he's faster!
During this time, he had the time to place a good ten blows!
At this rhythm, my plot armor won't hold on for long!
In 1 second I'll lose it!
f.u.c.k, explain to me why my opponent is rank 400 too?
It's not normal I say!
Well… maybe a bit.
It is eventually possible for the rank 400 to be a bit weak in the center universe, and that he, therefore, has the relative rank of a woodlouse. Supposing that a woodlouse can have a social rank superior to -∞…
So there's only one viable solution: run!
My plot armor is giving me a speed bonus taken out of nowhere with a s.h.i.tty explanation!
I use my invisible scenarium exoskeleton too to go faster!
I am rushing at an incredible speed!
Since back in the days I progressed!
Before I had a hard time to escape to a hero… and now…
I still have as much a hard time!
What is this thing? It runs exactly as fast as me!
Except that I have A f.u.c.kING SCENARIUM EXOSKELETON!!!!!!!
AND WTF HE FIRES LASER RAYS WITH HIS EYES???
HELP! HELP! [1]
MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY!!!!! [1]
I turn and jump to get a rock between him and me, not hoping anything from the rock if not being destroyed instead of my body.
Quite happily, at the speed at which we are moving, the light is not much faster, which let me time to react.
The laser rays all arrived, and the rock has nothing.
It's the most astonishing thing since the big bad guy's spliff.
How come the rock is harder than a law body?
I'm so surprised I stop yelling.
After a long silence of about 0,01 milliseconds, he gets back to attacking.
I have the feeling to be in a totally unequal game: the enemy is doing hit an run after you, and you are… running… you win if you survive more than 15 seconds! [2]