Miss Julia To The Rescue Part 7
"Better decide early an' get it paid for," he said, turning a form around for me to sign. "These things go fast."
I can't imagine why, I thought but didn't say. The walls of the office were covered with signs and posters, fishing rods and mounted fish, and other piscatorial paraphernalia. I wondered if Sam, who loved to fish, would be impressed with the place. From what I'd seen so far, I wouldn't be recommending it.
Trying to be friendly as he pa.s.sed a key attached to a wooden paddle across the counter, I asked, "Does Pearl come in tomorrow?"
He stared at me. "Naw, she's pa.s.sed."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know."
"Been awhile, so it don't matter. And ma'am," he went on, as I realized he'd never given us a hint or even the pretense of a smile, "we don't allow no cookin' and no loud parties." His eyes slid over to Etta Mae, then he glared at me. "And no visitors in the cabins. Just the ones paid cash on the barrelhead right here in the office."
"Why, of course," I said, frowning at the unusual demand. "We're not expecting any visitors."
I had to hurry to catch up with Etta Mae, who'd slammed out of the office and plopped herself in the car.
"I'm sorry, Etta Mae," I said as I slid into my seat. "I wish we had better accommodations." When she didn't answer, I went on. "He wasn't very friendly, was he?"
"Friendly? He was downright rude and vulgar. The idea!" she fumed as she drove past the row of cabins, which I now saw were doubles. Each had a small porch with two doors that apparently opened into two rentable rooms.
"You know what he meant, don't you?" Etta Mae said, her temper obviously on the rise. "He thought we were here to entertain men."
"No! How could he think such a thing?"
"Probably because he's had the problem before."
"Oh, Etta Mae, maybe we ought to sleep in the car." As the full import of his implication sank in, I said, "I can see why he'd think you could do some entertaining, but me? Makes you wonder what kind of women have been here. Maybe I ought to be flattered, but I don't believe I could make a living at it."
She snorted, then began to laugh. I joined in because it was either that or cry.
Etta Mae parked in front of number twelve, then we got our bags from the trunk and walked up the one step onto the narrow porch. She unlocked the door and felt around on the wall for a light switch that turned on an overhead lightbulb. We would've been better off to have left the room dark. Unfinished paneling lined the walls, and one double bed took up most of the s.p.a.ce. A small table held a one-cup coffeemaker and a few Styrofoam cups. Two straight chairs were the only seating in the room. A lamp with a crooked shade stood on the only nightstand. The room was damp and chilly, and Etta Mae went immediately to the portable heater and turned it on.
She glanced into the bathroom and backed out with a grimace on her face. "Tee-ninesy," she said, "and rust everywhere." Then she turned around and took in all the amenities, or lack of same, in the room. "No television! And no telephone. Do these people live in the twenty-first century?"
My heart sank at the sight of the sad little room, especially at the one bed. I'd stayed in a similar place once before, but that had been in Florida and I'd slept in a chair by myself. Having become accustomed to sleeping alone after Wesley Lloyd Springer pa.s.sed, it had taken months after Sam and I married for me to become used to sharing a bed again. Now I'd have to try to sleep with Etta Mae. Looking around at the crude accommodations, I wondered how I'd make it through the night. One thing was for sure: I was going to do all in my power to get Mr. Pickens out of that hospital tomorrow, thereby making this a one-night stand.
"Etta Mae," I said, "I'm not as tired as I thought. Let's go to the hospital and see what we can find out."
"Suits me. The only way we'll be able to sleep here is if we're too tired to care." She started toward the door, then turned around. "Let's put our bags back in the car. I don't much want to leave anything here."
"Good idea. But leave the heater and a light on so the manager won't think we've left for good. Though he probably wouldn't care now that he's been paid."
"Yeah," Etta Mae said as she held the door for me. "Except he might rent it to somebody else if he thinks we're gone." She giggled. "I'd hate to walk in and find a couple of strangers in our bed."
Driving back toward town, I realized that the rain had stopped, although the street was still wet and the occasional pa.s.sing truck splashed water up on the car. We both were silent while we looked for the small sign that had indicated the location of the hospital. It was full dark by this time, but I caught occasional glimpses of other signs, mostly for churches that were apparently set too far off the highway to be seen. SHILOH MISSIONARY BAPTIST was one, HOLY GHOST REVIVAL another and CHURCH OF G.o.d WITH... was one I didn't quite catch. We pa.s.sed the gas station and saw Junior busily cleaning the windshield of a pickup.
"Turn around, Etta Mae," I said. "We saw that hospital sign when we were at the gas station, so we've pa.s.sed it."
"Dang it," she said, "I thought I knew where it was. Okay, I'll turn around here." And she pulled into a lot that faced a string of open-sided sheds with a large sign above them reading luther's flea market open daily except sunday. She drove back the way we'd come, pa.s.sed Junior's again, then turned left onto an even narrower blacktop street. We climbed steadily, went around two shallow curves and came out onto a flat area with a long white two-story building on our right.
"This is it," I said, "though it looks more like a nursing home than a hospital. Turn in here, Etta Mae."
"That's the emergency entrance," she said. "I see the visitors' lot farther down."
As we parked and got out, I looked around at the well-kept grounds, the lights glowing from the windows, many revealing patients propped up in bed. Groups of visitors were coming and going through the lobby doors. We got out of the car and followed one group, overhearing talk about Grandma and how much longer each of them reckoned she would last. One man said, "I'm gittin' tired of comin' up here ev'ry night that rolls around. An' I'll tell you this-I don't mean to miss Dancin' with the Stars another time."
The lobby was full-men, women, teenagers, children and babies-and I think every last one of them was wearing some kind of denim: flat front, pleated, hip-huggers, waist high, boot cut, straight leg, full legged, and bib. Etta Mae fit right in. I thought to myself that I would tell Binkie to put me in some denim stock when I got home. Binkie and Sam, both lawyers, managed my estate, but I occasionally offered some useful advice.
There was a shoulder-high counter at the back of the lobby, so we headed toward that. Able to see only the top of a beehive hairdo with a headset running across it, I stood on my tiptoes to get the attention of the operator.
"Good evening," I said. "We'd like to see Mr. J. D. Pickens. What room is he in, please?"
The woman looked up from her console, smiled in a friendly manner, and said, "I don't recognize the name, but let me check." Her lipstick was mostly eaten off, but otherwise she was an attractive middle-aged woman. I wondered if she'd been the one who'd tried to be helpful to me on the telephone.
She flipped through several pages, frowned, then said, "We don't have a patient by that name."
"Oh, well, I expect the word hasn't gotten to you. He may still be listed as Mr. John Doe."
Her eyes widened as she gave me-and would've given Etta Mae if Etta Mae had been tall enough for her to see-an inquiring look. "Well, we do have a John Doe, but, honey, he can't have visitors. Says so right here, by order of the sheriff."
"Oh, dear," I said, trying for pathetic, "we've come so far to see how he is. We've been driving all day. Can't we just peek in and let him know we're here?"
"I'm real sorry," she said, and truly looked as if she were, "but I can't let you do that. It'd mean my job and who knows what else. But tell you what. You go talk to the sheriff in the morning and see what he says. I bet he'll let you in, seein' as how you've come such a long way."
There was no use begging or flying off the handle, which I was tempted to do until Etta Mae tugged at my sleeve and pointed toward the door. So against my inclination, I thanked the operator and with Etta Mae in tow, left the lobby and walked out toward the parking lot.
"I didn't expect it to be easy," I said, fuming, "but I'm so frustrated and disappointed I don't know what to do."
"Tell you what," Etta Mae said, sounding exactly like the operator. "You go on to the car-here's the key-and wait for me. I'll be back in a minute."
"Where're you going?" I asked, thinking that if she was headed for a ladies' room, I'd go with her.
"To look around," she said, and before I could say a word she was up the steps, dodging departing visitors, and through the door into the lobby.
Chapter 15.
"Well, for goodness sakes," I said, done in that she would just up and leave me stranded on the walk. I started to follow her, but fatique and my aching back stopped me, so I walked to the car. Sitting with the doors locked, wondering what Etta Mae was doing and feeling uneasy at being alone in the spa.r.s.ely lit parking lot, I began to feel put upon. Etta Mae had gone off on a tangent, n.o.body in this town was helping us and we were going to have to sleep in a cabin by a creek. It'd been so long since Coleman had awakened me at five-thirty that morning and we were so far from home that I felt blue and depressed. Stiff, too, from sitting all day.
Etta Mae had parked under a rain-soaked tree that was dripping rainwater over the car, so it was difficult to see out as I waited. I could hear the crunching of feet on the gravel as the occasional visitor left the hospital and walked past the car. I was tempted each time to scoot down in the seat so they wouldn't wonder why I was just sitting there.
I was doing some wondering myself: Why was it taking Etta Mae so long? Where was she and what was she doing? Should I go look for her? But what if she came back and found me gone?
I didn't know what to do, but a sharp rap on the driver's side window nearly gave me a heart attack. "Hey, it's me," Etta Mae whispered. "Open up."
I did and she scooted in, raindrops glinting in her curly hair. Her shirt was damp on the shoulders and back. "Whoo," she said, cranking the car, "let's get out of here. I'm about soaked."
"Where've you been, Etta Mae? What'd you do?"
She giggled, as she turned us onto the road that led to the highway. "I went back in and walked down the hall along with some visitors. When they stopped at a room, I kept on going just like I had good sense. There're only about a dozen or so rooms, and all the doors were open except the last two at the end of the hall. I'll bet you money that J.D.'s in one of 'em. In fact, he must be because the one on the right had a NO VISITORS sign." She giggled again and slowed the car on the wet road. "Anyway, I turned the k.n.o.b to peek in to make sure and almost made it, but before I could push the door open a nurse came out of the room across the hall and asked what I was doing. Well, she demanded it, and wasn't too nice about it, either. Scared me so bad I said the first thing that popped into my head. I said, 'Looking for the ladies',' and she walked me all the way back to the restroom in the lobby, so I had to go in and go."
"Oh my, Etta Mae," I said as she turned onto the highway and headed back toward the cabin. "It sounds like they're treating him like a prisoner. I wish you could've at least looked in so we'd know for sure he's there."
"Well," she said, as she ran a hand through her hair, "I wasn't through. I left the ladies' and, figuring that nurse had her eye out for me-she was a witch-I decided there were two ways to skin a cat and came straight outside. I just slipped around the whole hospital-you know, between the wall and the bushes so n.o.body would see me. Well, I didn't bother with the emergency room, but I looked in the other windows to see if I could see him. Almost got caught by a security guy when I was around by the maternity wing in the back, but I knew J.D. wouldn't be there, so I left." She blew out her breath. "Whew, what a rush!"
"My goodness, that was a daring thing to do," I said, marveling at her courage. "Did you find him?"
"No, dang it. Well, I might have. Most of the rooms had blinds that were either open or cracked a little or pulled up a few inches, and the windows are low enough so I could see in okay. But those last two rooms at the end of the hall were closed up tight. I listened under both of them for a few minutes, but I couldn't hear a thing. The air-conditioning units were too loud.
"Anyway," she went on, "there's a fire door at the end of that hall between those two rooms. We can't get in that way, but we could sure get out. If we needed to, that is."
"You're not thinking we might have to sneak him out, are you?"
"Just being prepared," she said with a grin. Then she sobered up and said, "It just seems strange to me that they won't let anybody in. Or, I guess, let him out. And you know, if he's conscious at all, he'd tell them who he is, and he must be conscious because didn't the sheriff tell Coleman his wound wasn't all that serious? So I'm thinking he must be shot in the leg or foot, because if he could walk, he'd be up and out of there. Otherwise, I just don't understand it."
"Well, neither do I, and I'm worried sick about it. Of course, if they think he's some kind of chemist, I guess that would explain it."
"Who'd think that?"
"I told you, remember? Coleman mentioned something about laboratories."
"Oh, Miss Julia," she said, laughing. "It doesn't take a chemist to brew up a batch of meth. You can do it in a kitchen or anywhere. It's a drug, a homemade drug. They sell it on the street."
"My word," I murmured. Then, "Well, Mr. Pickens is not a cook, either." The more I thought about the whole situation, the more incensed I became, except I was so tired from the long day that I couldn't work up a full head of steam. "Let's get a good night's sleep, Etta Mae, then we'll track down that sheriff in the morning, get Mr. Pickens and take off for home."
"Suits me," she said, then yawned so wide her jaws creaked.
After Etta Mae wondered aloud if Mill Run had cell phone reception, I was pleasantly surprised to get right through to Hazel Marie. Thank goodness, because I didn't have the energy to beg the use of a landline from Pearl's subst.i.tute in the office. I quickly gave Hazel Marie our nonreport, then had to spend an inordinate amount of long-distance time encouraging her. I spoke with Lillian and Lloyd for a few minutes, then I put the phone in the charger, which I usually forget to do, and crawled carefully into bed with Etta Mae. We were both on edge-literally-for we lay as far apart from each other as the double bed would allow.
Nonetheless, we slept until almost seven the next morning, but I don't know how-too tired to do anything else, I guess. The mattress was k.n.o.bby, the linens damp and smelly, and I couldn't get comfortable with a strange body in bed with me. And on top of that, our next-door neighbors came in about midnight and the rumble of their talk seemed to go on for hours. At one point, Etta Mae flipped herself over and plopped a pillow over her head, mumbling something about thin walls and inconsiderate people.
"You want to go back to Bud's Best Burgers?" I asked as we dressed.
"I guess so, but I hope he's got more than that." Etta Mae wasn't much of a morning person. She dressed in silence and made no effort toward reaching her normal peak of perkiness, which I appreciated, not being a morning person myself.
I brewed two Styrofoam cups of coffee, handed her one, and tried to drink the other. The taste was more than enough incentive to keep moving so we could get the real thing.
After a breakfast that was at least palatable, although neither of us ate very much, we drove to the sheriff's office, parking at the curb. There were three or four patrol cars-all with the usual PROTECT AND SERVE painted on the sides-in the lot next to the office, and even as we walked to the door, two of the cars pulled out, going in separate directions.
"I am determined to get some answers this morning, Etta Mae," I said, pushing through the doors and into a small lobby with a counter across the back. "I'm tired of this runaround we've been getting. I say, no visitors, no information, no nothing."
I walked up to the deputy behind the counter and said, "I am Mrs. Julia Murdoch and this is Miss Etta Mae Wiggins. We're from North Carolina and we'd like to see the sheriff. Please tell him we're here."
He was a big man, tall and broad, reminiscent of Lieutenant Peavey, back home. He looked us over, then said, "Sheriff don't usually come in on a Sunday. You want to talk to somebody else or come back tomorrow?"
"Neither. My business is with your sheriff, and it can't wait till tomorrow. Please call him and tell him we have important information for him-information that he needs."
The deputy's eyebrows lifted as he gave us a skeptical look. To expedite matters, I said, "I wouldn't want to be the deputy who causes him to miss out on this."
"Have a seat," he said. "I'll see can I reach him."
Etta Mae and I sat down on the orange molded-plastic chairs that were bolted to the floor. They were supposed to be form fitting, but they didn't fit mine. We sat and squirmed for the longest time while I wondered if the deputy was just trying to outlast us. Maybe he hadn't even called the sheriff. Maybe he thought we'd eventually get tired and leave. He shuffled papers, walked around behind the counter and filled his coffee cup, all the while giving us sidelong glances now and then.
"Miss Julia?" Etta Mae whispered. "You reckon he's coming?"
"He better." I got up and walked to the counter, looked the deputy right in the eye and wished I were back in Abbotsville, where I knew enough influential people to have my demands met. "Sir," I said, "we've been sitting here for almost an entire hour, and you've not said one word to us. Did you call the sheriff? Is he coming in and, if so, when will he be here?"
"Sorry," he said, although he didn't sound it. "Most people don't wait. They just watch for his vehicle, then come on by."
"Well, I'm sorry, too. I thought I'd made it plain that we're not most people. When will he be here? You did call him, didn't you?"
"I did and he didn't like it, like I knew he wouldn't. But he said he'd come by on his way to church. If he wasn't runnin' late."
"Well, my word. When does his church start? How much longer do we have to wait?"
"Be 'bout ten-thirty, I 'spect."
"Well, thank you for letting us know." I was spitting mad by this time and had to rein myself in to keep my composure. "We'll go for coffee and be back in time to see him." I turned to leave, then went back to the counter. "And if he comes in early, you tell him he can just wait for us. Let's go, Etta Mae."
We left the office with me mumbling about the most poorly run sheriff's department I'd ever seen. " 'Protect and Serve,' " I said loudly enough for the deputy to hear as I went out the door. "Hah! I don't know about the protecting, but I haven't seen any serving to speak of."
Chapter 16.
Etta Mae drove us around town, very carefully, I noted, possibly because she'd had enough run-ins with law enforcement personnel to know that you obey all traffic laws once you've made them mad, which I figured I had just done. She turned into a drive-through establishment and we got cold drinks, the day having heated up considerably.
"Let's go back now, Etta Mae," I said. "I think that sheriff might try to avoid us, and I don't want to give him an excuse to take off again."
Etta Mae laughed nervously. "I bet you he's just like that sheriff on The Dukes of Hazzard. Remember him? Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane, and he was so goofy, those boys just ran rings around him. I bet that's what we'll have to deal with."
"I don't care what he's like," I said, although I was getting a little nervous myself about facing the man who held the keys to Mr. Pickens's room. "I just hope he'll listen to reason and do what I want him to do."
As we parked in front of the sheriff's office again, I counted the cars in the lot. There was a new one. Well, not so new, because it was a dark red, beat-up, mud-spattered sports utility vehicle that looked as if it had been worked half to death.
Marching right up to the deputy at the counter, I said, "We're back. Is he in?"